Hello or Hullo, take your pick!

Although I believe "hullo" is a word of surprise, like, "Oh, hullo, didn't expect you here!"

ANYWAYS.

Hey everybody, my name is Jae. Or at least we can all pretend. Nobody likes their first names, right?

As I type this, I eat Peeps. Yum. You gotta love Easter.

Want to know something really important about me? Yeah, I'm a fantasy nerd. Lord of the Rings is my expertise, in case you were wondering. And yeah, I play The Legend of Zelda. Don't judge; that game freakin' rocks.

Anyways, it's not like I waste my days locked up in a dark room playing Zelda. Nah, I also write, play guitar, and paint! So there!

I'll give you three guesses as to what genre of stories I write. *jeopardy music* CORRECT if you guessed fantasy.

I'm shy. But not when you know me!

I'm a sucker for sour candy and pickles. (I've got a sour tooth, not a sweet one)

I hate hypocrites and fake people. (Though everyone is hypocritical from time to time, including me. Ain't no denying that)

I fail at cartwheels. Miserably.

I love volleyball!

I'm literally just spitting out random facts about me here, so you probably don't care. I guess I'll shut up now!

.... BYE.